There's a little pig in my house who's very dirty and it stinks a lot.
I love him, well you know that i'm talking about my housband ?
He often date other charrues but i always forgive him because he's very poor.
He always eat Kraft dinner annd..
I adore kraft dinner.
Well, i love kraft dinner even more than my husband.
Sometimes he shit on the floor and we fuck in, we are like so loving that♥
My mommy often joins us.
She takes photos, things like that...
We made four thousand movies with Japanese and chinese!
But horse it's more hard.
I prefer when we do it with the cat and the dog.
I'll never forget the time we took peanut butter and caramel, it was so exciting
I pute some ice cream on my body and mommy eat me !
But even if, it was smooth, juicy and delicious, it did not sastisfied my piggy so we finished with Japanese.
He was very satisfying.
Well, one day we broke my favortie sextoys , the cat, so we bought a other one.
We named him Stephen King and he had AIDS.
Now we sing " Félix a le SIDA , Félix a le SIDA "
The cat very likes this song and we play it all the time because he jumps all over me and my husband like it.
Did i telll my husband is a real sex-addict ?
He fucks like 10 times a day with everything and cat adore !
It smells the sex all over the place.
Yesterday, I learned that i was pregnant.
And it's my Xmas gift for my mom !
I love you.
When the baby will get born, we will cook him and eat him as a turkey
Miam miam .


The End .

By Catherine d'Amour & Manuelle Croteau
Merci bonsoir.

# Posté le vendredi 19 décembre 2008 22:26

J'minvite des histoires ,
J'faiis du mieux que j'peux pour pas y croire .
J'ai dequoi dedans moi ,
Qui me diit lâche pas ,
J'ai dequoi qui me tien debouut
Malgré touut
J'me bat a touute les jouurs
J'couurs après ma viie ,

- Ouais , c'est mon tatoo :)

# Posté le lundi 08 décembre 2008 12:45

Chaton # 1 , je t'aime vraiment beaucoupChaton # 2 , même si t'es pas vraiment un chaton , t'es trop mignon :)

Chaton # 1 , je t'aime vraiment beaucoupChaton # 2 , même si t'es pas vraiment un chaton , t'es trop mignon :)

# Posté le lundi 08 décembre 2008 12:37

J'taime oker ?

J'taime oker ?

# Posté le dimanche 07 décembre 2008 19:07

On veux plus de prince charmant , on veux un Edward Cullen .

On veux plus de prince charmant , on veux un Edward Cullen .
«Je veux un homme dans ma vie
Qui sais me charmer seulement en me regardant
J'veuux pas d'un prince charmant
Seulement un homme qui sais qui je suis & qui m'aime pour ça»

# Posté le mercredi 03 décembre 2008 21:06